song now 2...
我們就像隔著一層玻璃
看得見卻觸不及
雖然我離你幾毫米
我無法傳達我自己, 從何說起...
我也想 能與你,
搭起橋梁
建立默契
卻詞不達意
詞不達意- by SL
i asked myself...
到底是感覺選擇事件
或事件選擇感覺
虛線的連結
預知的離別
面對面 by SL.
Showing posts with label thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thoughts. Show all posts
Friday, July 18, 2008
in out or inbetweens...
this is just me & my thoughts (observations) and if any seems too close to heart or it's u, well...its you then or someone u think u know.
its all about relationship status, whether u read or see them in various social sites; some prefer to be ambiguous. why?
they used words like it's complicated.
come on. what is complicated?
unless u are avril singing...Either you are in or not? single or not? say it! if you are looking...say so, if you are attached, say so. wat the f*Ck is complicated?
I'm sure your other half (presuming your loved ones) would not like to hear, ooo we are complicated.
So by that,
1. the one who wrote that is not sure about the relationship - claiming love is complicated yet want the whole world to sympathize...
2. he or she is gay. Without telling the whole world, about his/her sexuality, just say its complicated. enuf said.
in a open-relationship.
now tat's like the given pass to go and meet others, or there something going on with the relationship.
Over the years, i realised there are quite a number of let's just say, confused guys - who claimed to be straight and used the word - 'in touch with my sensitive sides', while they act all camp and touchy-feely with the opposites sex and stare at guys openly. yes! i came across hmm...just say a few lah, young (pre-uni, in uni) and
well, i guess its difficult to distinguish between straight & gay- they way they act, they talk and dress. society is coming up with various terms: metrosexual, trisexual, iblowbutimstraightsexual, ienjoyabtbitoffunsexual. i dunno.
best (so far) i heard is...'i know alot of my gay friends wish i am, but i'm not. yeah!' then he go staring at guys & acting like he is the straightest dude in da house, in his best effort. bless him.
worse, there are gals going after. goodness! well, like they say love is blind. or they just love a circus!
They are smart people, no doubt, just do not want to admit who they are. Of course, there are reasons for that. But seriously, if you know you are, why bother to snog or boast about your 'straightness'? u know...all the talk, none the action ---and so i heard.
the worse of the bunch is those confused guys got hitched & have kids.
In front- all happy hoo-hah; behind close doors- one can only imagine. So what they do, cruise in swimming pools, various activities in different area codes, in secret hideout, looking for guys in various social website like friendster or facebook or havesexwithmesites; while i'm sure the wife knows but cannot do anything besides shop and work. Well, gal- all i can say...u married a sexually confused guy, u know wat you getting urself. If you think u can change him, or unbend him, think again!These 'childbearing' wives are not your uneducated ones, they could well be power woman too. So i do not really know why? Just keep an eye out, you will spot them, cos i think i spotted a few.
As for the confused man, u will see loads too and it's pretty norm- working in high & low posts, private or nonprivate, broadcasters or broadshoulders. Trust me, i heard loads of married man loved some fun on the sides with men. So i do wonder, does having sex with the same sex counts as adultery?
Monday, July 14, 2008
song now...
我們都忘了 這條路走了多久
心中是清楚的 有一天 有一天都會停的...
親愛的為什麼 也許你也不懂
兩個相愛的人 等著對方先說 -------
我和你的眼中看見了 不同的天空
走得太遠終於走到 分岔路的路口
是不是你和我 要有兩個 相反的夢?
記得 (Remember) by Amei.
Friday, July 11, 2008
chai latte...
Every now and then, i hear people/friends wanting a chai latte here & there - even on facebook. u know on their status.
to me, chai simply means tea in Hindi and latte is basically Milk in Italian.
Trying to make our classic drink sound posh..."ooo darling, can i have a chai latte?" and then pay around 3 or 4 bucks for a cup.
please lah.
for me...nothing beats the classic TEH C.Teh is tea in malay or chinese and the 'C' is milk lah in...hmm...coffee shop/kopitiam terms, i think and best of all, i only pay 60 to 80 cents for a cuppa. Nice...
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Picture ...
he may be the new chef in town but seriously man...hope over to bigmagblog and see wat i meant cos i'm not gonna post his picture here. that one real bida i tell you.
The newly appointed chef looks....
1. scary
2. he is after U for food.
and they say a picture tells a thousand words...wat u guys think?
and reminded me of the Scottish guy of little britain. yup! the one who keep on saying yessssss in a restaurant.
I shall give u the memorable quotes first. (this should be in series 1)
Mother: Kimberly has a nut allergy. Do you know if the chocolate cake contains nuts?
Scottish Guy: Yeeeeees.
Kimberly: What, yes, you know, or yes, there are nuts?
Scottish Guy: Yeeeeees.
Mike: Well, which?
Scottish Guy: [picks up a piece of cake and puts it to his ear] Carrot cake, carrot cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Scottish Guy: The carrot cake contains? no nuts.
Scottish Guy: [picks up another piece of cake to his ear] Lemon drizzle cake, lemon drizzle cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Scottish Guy: The lemon drizzle cake contains... no nuts
[plays flute]
Scottish Guy: No nuts.
Scottish Guy:[picks up chocolate cake to his ear] Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Scottish Guy:[to Mike] He wants to speak to you.
Mike: [takes cake, baffled, puts it to his ear and listens] Mike Kapalski?
now the video...enjoy, watch it and u see the resemblances.
speaking of food coming out from that brasserie, i heard from Jw that it's getting worse. I myself experienced it too myself during papa's day. seriously, what happened? Not sure how many of you guys felt that? I would be uncanny if the chef goes around saying yesssss....
Friday, July 04, 2008
cut or uncut?
it all started when i found out that there is a street named Bandar Puteri Puchong today.
I couldn't help myself and without offending Princess Puchong and/or our next door neighbour. why?
it is another name for penis or little brother or little pee pee or cock or schlong or dick or johnson
and i was gtalking with J'z today and mentioned it to him. He then pointed out that...
so did u guys & dolls know that? i did not till today.
so puchong is uncut i.e hooded
while palir is cut ie. circumcised.
I'm not gonna start asking how many of my male readers have puchong and how many have palir? so dun worry, ok.
Just wondered, is there a way of telling (like tell tell sign) who is cut & who is uncut without seeing the 'thing'?
(pic-perez)ok ok! i know most malays, if not all malays & jews (men, of course) own a palir for religious issues but what about other races? anyway...hmm...
and all i thought puchong is just another chinese word for penis just like lampah or lan jiao, while palir is our local (malay) or slang word.
can u imagine puchong means pussyland? omg!
ok! i stop before i ----
Saturday, June 28, 2008
What were they thinking?
Just a quick recap of what i read this week, since i got nothing much to blah di blah...and before i get swamped by deadlines/work next week. yes! i just looked into my balls, i meant the crystal balls, my next 2 weeks will be kerazzy.
Tell me, how can i increase my 'creative juice'. I need them. Mine is running low at the moment. Damn damn damn...
this are ALL real news. ok! no joke.
1. In the lioncity, one school girl is flocking her used/worn panties online for extra cash. no kidding. kerrrazyzzz. Dun ask me for the link, google it yourself. But if anyone wants to buy mine, drop me a line. ok! ;)
2. in China, besides annual leave, emergency leave, staffs are entitled to abortion leave. woot? i wonder can men check that box too?
3. Mini-me 'releasing' or trying to sell his sex tape. seriously, why? Can he get any 'bigger'? Now he is suing tmz for 'helping' him to flaunt leaking the clips for any buyer out there.
4. Did anyone see the new runway show collection from Jill Sander? why? and ooo bears too.
ps. bears here are not animals, so PETA dun worry. I'm referring to big old matured hairy man. so for those who into them, control yourself ok and check V.Westwood runway. easy tiger.
5. If all fails, at least there is Beckham for all your pleasure. Is Mr Armani desperate or fulfilling every gays and gals dreams/fantasy? Now who do cruches by the beach/pier wearing just undies hmm...nevertheless -----
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
ps. I will be lesbo spotting later. ;) till then...
pps. just realised i had a typo on my header and no one tell me. paiseh lah. *fixed liao*
Monday, June 23, 2008
Airlines...
Saw this poster still plastered all over the travel agent i went to few days ago. i'm certain the same poster can be found in most agents too.
wat is the problem, u say?
by the rate they are 'terminating' or 'suspending' flights to various cities/countries, the poster will be empty soon.
ok ok! i know its an old poster but still, get them to pull it down lah. No point in advertising OLD NEWS. right?
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
trash or art?
we heard it over and over and over...believe me!
"aiyo, why so smelly!"
"why aren't they doing something about the dump?"
"why build the "our local broadcast station" (clue: my initial put together-yup! my TV station) near the dumpster?"
and many many more...
well...look on bright side or well, which ever side u prefer lah.
Now if we use our little imagination and creative juices, of course wear a mask or
when gluing
'trash people' by HA Schult.
think the over elaborated movie: "wild wild west"
using light projection
cute huh...simple
created from recycled carrier bags as part of the Eden Project in Cornwall, UK. Now that used plastic bags well used.really one's trash is someone's treasure.
now, who gonna start? If Sport&Culture Mins. or art Mins. reading this :), what say U?
on a similar note. I read BB yesterday and saw a rather interesting piece of hmm...articles on recycling. U know how everyone now jumping on the bandwagon: trying to be 3 R. just see facebook and see who joined that group. I just wonder, how many of them really practice it? join a group or cause, how many actually means it?
well...one lady bought some cheap rubber hair ties from some cheap store in town and later realised they were made from recycled condoms. Not sure they were used or rejected condoms. Now's There something about Mary. hehe!
Dun ask me how she knows? cos i dun. apparently from some mass emails she received, and she became Nancy Drew, did her own investigation by cutting the ties up and compared to the images on her screen. Uncannily similar wor!
Aren't all rubber made of hmm...whatever rubber material used to make any rubber? I dunno. Talk about recycling.
Monday, June 16, 2008
breathe...
this somehow became a looong post.
finally i can breathe-ish.
so busy at work and at home.
so many stuffs i wanna say and blog but forgot what already.
so many things i wanna do but did not get round doing so.
so many designs i wanna explore but ended up on the drawing board.
so many movies i wanna see but did not.
work had been kerazzzy last week: deadlines, phone calls, confirmations, meetings, more changes, more adhoc meetings, more impromptu decisions to be made, thus no time to update. Not to say i have loads of readers like other bloggers. Like soon said,"Nothing wrong to hope!" Right?
enuf of rantings about work cos i know some of you guys & dolls will just scroll down to see pictures with your fingers. i know!
been shifting & moving stuffs around my home, mostly after work and over the weekend, so i'm a dead-fish by the end of it. Where got time and energy to blah di blah?
I tried to vent or talk on the phone with Z but be like...hmm hmm...bah...i watch tv first or you talk lah. Plus rather go out with colleagues and watch movies with them. Fine...Sometimes i do wonder.
I tried to watch tv but nothing much on, cos i watched most of the chinese series already-well, the nice ones lah, the bida one...i dun watch ok.
This is one of the series where you watched and felt like slapping a few of the characters. I no joke!. The bitches really deserved them- their words & doings are so petty and all for oneself. Jw would agree.
I tried to go out too but dunno where, what, who? There is so much coffee one can drinks. Am i such a boring person? maybe i am.
Last night being a (trying to be) good son brought my papa out for a meal at She-ra's in town to celebrate what else? papa's day loh. The place was packed and thank God i booked in advance.
Saw a couple of familiar faces-you know those u nod ur head and smile acquaintances, and those hi-how are u-never contact friends. Even managed to chat with one of my childhood BFF whom we lost contact with but saw each other across the room and too shy to speak.
Found out his newborn's name. (cp: you know who i'm talking about- the one u wanted to bring me to visit but did not get round doing so)
ooo, even saw a blogger with his family. clue: one of the berrys.
How was the food?
one word: NOT WORTH IT. (ok! it's 3 words) cos i wanted to say crap but its not true cos it's still edible and i did enjoy some of the food.
So did not even bother to take picture tho it did cross my mind and showing how bad the food were. so if the Check Email Only or PR of the hotel/restaurant read this: Wat the eff you guys did to the mains?
the starters was quite a spread and i think tat was the only good 'spread' for the night.
the mains was disgraceful. It's international buffet and they have like only 6 dishes: fried rice, fried kway teow, fried prawn, mixed veggies, cauliflower and slices of beef (which i must say, Doc's homecooked ones are muchhhh better). ooo dun forget the roast lamb. (yeah! like it's all that, cos it's not!) tell me how international?
if i want fried kway teow, i know where to eat? if i want fried rice, my mama cooks better. And to make it worse, they both tasted below average and cold. Such a BIG disappointment. So wat everyone did? Queued up for the pasta; as it was cooked to your preference and served hot.
As for desserts, ok! i got to admit, they did have quite a selection. Only thing is their famous chocolate mousse cake failed to impress anyone, even for me. Why? It's bloody soft. When u lift it up and drop it to your plate, it ends up mushy. To make matter worse, the whole cake on the tray...after an hour, look like shit cos it fell flat. Such a biiig let down.
ooo...my bros & papa tried their teppanyaki icecream and the queue was loooong. wat's the hoohah abt it?
basically u get to pick your toppings and choice of icecream, then mr. icecream man will mix them like rojak for you. that's all. i tot wat? eh...and it's too sweet for my liking.
anyway...enuf of that.
As i was home for most of the weekend, i watched the pianist! yes! not the penis, the Pianist. the one which won 3 oscars incl best actor and it was recommended by Z. warning: over 2 hours long but good.
talk about survival? my God! How can one survive in such a racist environment, let alone survive through the war? I must say, the story is really good and u feel for the people. (pci)
praise to all the actors in the movie and the director. (pci)
ooo...i finally received my tees i got my dearest Sherry to get for moi in the US of A. Thank You SOOOO much. I will post that later and can't wait to wear them out, cos i & Z could well be the only ones who got them here muahahaha! jealous...and once again, thank you for getting them for us and dun tell me how much.
ps. GOTW will be back (finger-crossing) this Thursday as 'usual'.
pps. Z said Maid of Honour is so-so only. I want to watch Hulk-dun ask me why? i did not even watch the previous Eric Bana's version.
ooo yes! i finally had my hair cut. This new hairstylist can really
Though i was tempted for the latter but i just couldnt. why? i paiseh lah, and later go meeting with that hair. hehe! if i'm a student and maybe a bit braver, i might. No confident bah.
Though i said i chose A, she cut for almost an hour and abit more. she really took her time (i'm not complaining cos she did a great job) I tell you, if i dozed off-sure wake up with something else. haha...with a fringe.
We chatted on quite a bit: hair related, food related, travel related, family related, durians related, work related. It's nice to be able to chat and feel comfortable with your hairstylist. Dun get me wrong, she is not the talkactive type...u know the one that on and on and on. There is a fine line between friendly and in your face kapoh. Or worse, i've been to a few who were like spoken only like 3 or 4 lines.
ppps. get well soon Jw.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Blocked again...
Gosh! agar-agar emailed me on Monday and said one of her frequent visited site is blocked.
for those who used the site to download korean series like agar2x, or others,
will get the above message.I myself have not use this site before or heard of this site till agar2x mentioned it.
i can't help but wonder,
1. could it be users from Brunei abused the site? or
2. just like the
so now they might provide you a better 'downloading' experience - coming soon, or
While we are on the movie subject, I was thinking: why our radio DJ announce every week the top 10 movies in UK and US?
fine, fine...i know, inform people here which movie cashing in the most? But won't it be better if they announce the top 10 movies showing in our local cinema?All of our cinemas are computerized, so they will know the number of tickets sold per week for whatever movie is showing. no?
YES! all they have to do is forward the tally to say, censorboard or some department to collect all the information to publish in our local paper or pass to DJ to announce on air. Won't they be better than telling us movies we will not get few months later or in some cases- like ever?
and while we collecting datas, get all shops to forward the no of dvds sold. Top 10 (pirated) dvd in our country too, why not?
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Rain...
I'm not referring to Jeong Ji-Hoon aka Bi aka 정지훈, the Korean singer-actor guy. That guy i will leave it to agar-agar to wet herself over.
I talking about rain. yes in case you guys did not study.
Rain is a type of precipitation, a product of the condensation of atmospheric water vapor that is released on the Earth's surface. (according to wiki) So there you go, Science class for you guys.
(pic)last night rain was Ke-razzzy. It poured and poured and poured till this morning. Gosh! so do not want to go to work i tell you. Sleeping through a rain is the best. Dun ask me why? it just felt soooo good.
(pic)Under the duvet, tucked in, all wrapped up, half asleep half awake cos u can hear the 'tak tak' ie spluttering sound/wind blowing. Mine mine... well, unless you guys are sleeping in a cave, u would have felt it.
as i said, i sooo did not want to wake up despite sandy singing "kei zat ngo pat choi chi pei, chan tik han choi fu ni" as it's my alarm every morning. yes! Sandy wakes me up everyday for work. sweet! jealous?
anyway...here's a list of 'rain' themed songs that i can think of and browsing through my rodpod.
let's starts with the classics which had loads of versions by now.
Singing in the Rain, Crying in the Rain, It's Raining Man, Raindrops keep falling on my head, and Rain Rain go away...
Madonna's Rain, Kylie's No more Rain, Mimi's Through the Rain, Travis's Why does it always rain on me?, Gun N' Roses's November Rain.
Sandy(林憶蓮)'s 下雨天 , SL's 微雨撲巴黎, SL's 雷電風雨夜, SL's 春雨, Andy(許志安)'s 雨後陽光 , Grasshopper (草蜢)'s 再見 Rainy day, Cally(鄺美雲)'s 黃昏雨, Rain( 정지훈)'s Rain's world.
Am sure there are more, feel free to add.
ps. Drive slow and turn on headlights while on the rain. and by headlights i meant car light not ur boobs ok.
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.
and enjoy your dumpling this sunday (06/06/08) as it's the Dragon Boat Festival or Duan Wu Jie. I had mine and it's yummy cos its grandma's homemade ones. yes! those sticky rice wrapped in green leaves.
Monday, June 02, 2008
weekend chat...
for one, burp = "bun in the oven" ??? so clevah.
for one, u think dun tell me your number, i cannot check: IDIOT!
for one, (some if not all) woman's words cannot believe one! say no means yes, say yes means wateva. We caught her red-handed if not red-mouthed. there 2 sides to a coin, dear.
for one, nurse will shave mama's bulu before labour and/or cut ur vijajay. gosh!
for one or two, ever since there's a bun in the oven, no sex! so it's true, now pay up!
for one, use mama's milk to wash your face- good for skin, smooth like ******
so S mama, u dun hv to throw them away. it's tried & tested: its natural so use it, apparently one celebrity does that.
for one, the other half cannot fly or travel alone or with someone else. Dun even dare.
for one or two, ALWAYS tell us spring the news onto us last minute one about travel plans. why huh? why so secretive?
for one, betrayal of friendship is not telling if one go over the border. To that i say: Stupid & Childish. I know when i said this our silly 'friendship' is over. Fine then, cos that's like so 2 years ago. Grow up! I won't be like others go begging and try to massage your ego. Life moves on with or without one another. I agree. I did my part and if you still want to act petty childish, go on.
for one, was one of the Cleo hot 50 bachelor 2001. I will post his pic when i find it. may i add, he is still proud of it!
ps. how does one stop a joke from snowballing? gosh!
pps. SATC movie is available in store. Cinema version ie. dun bother. I did not buy, of course.
ppps. Thank Q to A for cleaning & adjusting my sunnies. Perfect fit yet to wear tho' ;)
Friday, May 23, 2008
Dilemma...1
Which is worse?
Missing a sale OR Found a sale but they don't/won't deliver to your country?
ps. i took out the poll cos for some reason it effed up my header.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Voices...
i have always wonder about it, not sure how many of you guys & dolls thought about it too.
In countries with MRT or MTR or Subway or Underground, who are behind the voices?
" Please stand behind the yellow line"
or over the telephone line...
"Sorry, the number you dialed is unreachable" in english or chinese or malay or thai or filipina.
or
" ya! u big boy! how do you want me?"
can you imagine the lovely safe-sounding or assuring voices you hear every day at the tube or trains or phone could well turned out to be...(fill in yourself)
well, one of my dailies found out in the LionCity, the voice behind the "Orchard, next stop Orchard" is Juanita Melson. Want to see how she look like? Want to hear more of her? click here. Apparently she had been replaced. Not that it matters to me in anyway.
I would have not thought she look like 'her', but then again, how would you imagine her to be? Just like your next door aunty, i suppose.
Well, just like one of our hmmm...local DJ. No name but i assure you, once you see the DJ in real-life, you can hear the 'clang' * image in your head shatters. no joke one this one.
I guess our voice & look do not necessary equate.
I'm sure my voice sounded like shit over the phone or airwaves but i can safely assure you, when you see me in person, you won't be disappointed. true! I look like shit.
Now i need to find out who keep on telling me, "Maaf, nombor yg anda dial tidak ada di talipon simpanan kami." Any idea? who's mother or sistas or cousins?
and why mostly all this voices are people with Vijajay one? hmm...
update (22/05).
This voice over as read by alleged the voice of london underground* sums it up. click here to hear. *comment & link provided by Scarlet. Farney.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
i heard & saw...
if you saw someone, and not sure to say hi or hello; just say hilo
by now, we all knew our MC got hitched, and called it clevah or simply fate, she becomes Mrs Mariah Carey Cannon = MCC = MC2 i.e. Her new Emancipation (E=MC2)
come this Wednesday, i bet one thousand dollars (since i'm not a big gambler), David gonna win American Idol. ooo what the hell, one gazillion dollars lah.
Have you guys & dolls tried Australian kiss? I have and it's great, if not much better than the French ones. ;)
ps. Jw, my daily short 'updates' or 'thoughts' are on the right hand side---> neh, the purple box one. shh!!! dun tell anyone ok!
Friday, May 16, 2008
Dumb & **** laws...
well, like they say: if you can't win them, join them lah. hmm...
if you ever visit the following cities, DO NOT do the following or else...
in Thailand
- It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
Now someone please tell me how can u spot someone not wearing their undies? seriously!
I guess, any excuse for a body search or strip by the fashion police? O, maybe by the sweat or urine patches, camel toe-ing, over excited bulges?in LionCity
-Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.
How? Is there like a toilet officer coming after you,
"sir, u under arrest."
huh? why?
"You left your chocolate cake floating." or
"You forgot to clean your artwork"So make sure after your no. 2 or poo poo, dont forget to press or pull. Word of warning: if your shit is that colorful, go see your doctor ok.
-Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
hmm...so i think quarter of their population have to migrate then.
- As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
so i guess in other people house is ok? or go to a hotel?
in China
To go to college you must be intelligent.
wat is this?
So they discriminating stupid people like me.in France
-It is illegal to kiss on railways in France.
talk about the most romantic city in the world. so now we know where not to PDA. huh. in Down Under
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
so if you wanna steal cat, do the above.in the Big Apple
-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
wow! however strangely
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging" clothing.
hmmm...so its ok to parade with ur tet tet out, while it's not ok to dress like cat woman then.now, not sure which is worse: jump off and u somehow manage to survive but got death sentence. Like Alanis said, "isn't it ironic?"
and who to judge?
in Alabama: Incestuous marriages are legal.
one word: WTF?
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