Dance off...Suleman Mirza Vs Robert Muraine

Both these videos, I kid you not! MUST WATCH.

red corner:

Britain's Got Talent featuring Suleman Mirza as Michael Jackson. Ok, this one is kinda old as it had already reached its 7 million number of viewers. But its fantastic.

blue corner:

USofA's So You Think You can Dance featuring Robert Muraine aka Pop! This one is relatively new, one word: AMAZING!

look at the judges' reactions, and most importantly, u think u can? try lah. hmm...yoga helps??

enjoy... CLICK PLAY.

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Picture this...

Spotted:



A) training to be spidey
B) looking for WC
C) enacting the beijing 2008 logo
D) help help!!!

what do you think? what other captions as they say pictures speaks a thousand words?

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soul of asia...

my fwens* went to korea and got me this.

am i the only one seeing it? wat is Mr Rain or Mr Korea doing or holding? com'on!

thanks G & S and this just reminded me of a piece of bida news, which i read last week. uncanny, i tell you.

imagine ur company spent millions for some branding shit and only to find out, bloggers & public making fun out of it. ok ok! in this case only 14k pounds.

from this
to this

and now, to this...(source) well, like they say, good or bad press is free press, no? ooo, there is a gif file (animated version) as well. muahaha!

A spokesman for OGC said: “It is true that it caused a few titters among some staff when viewed on its side, ...blah di blah... and it is not inappropriate to an organisation that’s looking to have a firm grip on Government spend.” well said.

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try this out...

u guys & dolls shld try these out.

why? aiyo, why ask why? just do lah.

1. create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer, named it "CON". see if you can?

2. Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99) and then press ENTER.

psst: the whole Team at Microsoft couldn't figure it out why this happened. (pic)

source: solitarybird

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Wahjong...

just in case u guys think i misspell "Mahjong" with a W...u are all wahhhhrong.

and if you wonder why the lack of update...well...

for one: busy at work...

second: i'm been busy recruiting friends and playing online Mahjong...called Wahjong. yup!

the M & inverted M ie. W reminded me of this phrase i heard over CNY: "today ur on top of the world...tomorrow u are upside down" ooo... u have to do it with the hand gesture.

anyway...you guys & dolls can play wahjong @ www.viwawa.com. I stumbled upon it via xiaxue site and she had a hmm...not so nice comment incident while playing with some gal.

Yes!!!...u can communicate with other live players...or

or play with your own friends. Its fun...so now Jw, J, E, S and F have joined, we can all play together and some of us did actually. Its easy. So herbal life, Kathy, Sherry, Tao, Bert, Jen/Andy, Adele, Nee, Apple...and everyone else... go register and let me know your nick. Mine is bidar_lah. So add me so we are in each other friends' list. why? so we know who and who are online.

We can create our own table, 'lock' it and invite only friends to play with. Most importantly, talk shit while we are playing just like when playing with the real thing.

Ok ok... we dun get to shout pong or scream 'kau' or show our 'invisible' hand haha! but we get to play with friends around the world. UK, Spore and Down Under. Fun leh...

ok ok...sometimes wahjong is not so wahhh...cos sometimes got lagging problem but not too bad lah...free wah...

ooo we get to create our own 'wawa' ie. animate picture of yourself. At the mo, few of you guys are NAKED...haha! strangely...your 'tet tet' or magic wand is not shown hmm...how come?

here is mine...

kawayi leh...all fully dressed...ok ok it does not look like me at all...

why? if i want to make my mini-me...it would cost me some gold & cash. So all the eyes, hairs, shirt you see are free ones...haha... aiyo..why pay? only for fun wah...

so if anyone of you guys joined...add me and we can play together! ok...no money one.

ooo while driving my new zoom zoom^TM to work this morning, the local DJ was blah-blahing about road traffic and one listener texted in about one of the traffic jam he encountered. U tell me who is stupid here. (pic)

DJ: "thanks to Mr X of *insert car no. plate no*, he said Area A is having serious jam. Thanks Mr X of *insert car no. plate no*. Not sure if its wise of you to announce your car number plate to everyone."

hmm...miss DJ...aren't you the one who BROADCAST the number to everyone live on radio like twice. IDIOT! You could have left it out when u announced the traffic condition or miss out a number or something. i'm not joking hor... of course...unless the owner of the car really want others to know he does a good deed. I dunno.

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leap year...

I can't help but wonder, how many of you out there know any leap year babies or you are a leapling yourself? yes! that what you called those who were born on the 29th of February.

I always imagine, how does a leap child feel huh? U celebrate your bday once every 4 years, you receive presents once every 4 years, you get to blow candles only once every 4 years.

"mummy, when's my birthday?"

but then when you get older,

And if people ask you, "how old are u?" only 5 year old? hahaha...when u are 20. how cool or sad is that? u tell me...

nah i doubt that lah. But how does it work legally huh?(pic)

when u fill an application form or on your CV?

name: Leapie

age: hmm...5

sex: as much as i can get.

i dunno leh....

anyway...HAPPY LEAP DAY!!! extra day today leh!!!! think of it as bonus huh...so dun complain you got no time to finish your work hor...

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Chinese English Names...

As i was gu-ke-ing for something,

i found these list of names-'normal' or common names but when placed next to their surname and read in mandarin or hokkien might mean another thing. check it out. (pic)

ok some of you, might have read it before but for those have not... and if you have friends called...(the following), be nice to them ok...

Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Mandarin) - Buttock
Monica Chng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken eggs

just read: Harry Kok, Esther See, Kenny Nah

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clever or not?

bloghopped onto mythoughts and found this.

how clevah you need to read my blog? or what level of education is required to read my silly blog?

i dunno what are the factors or benchmarks, they used to come up with this? Becos bidarlah required you to be:

I was so expecting elementary or drop out level. But got postgrad leh, dun play play hor! With all the typos & grammatical error!!! hmm...well just show that you don't need to go to school to do a blog. But kids: remember to stay in school, no matter what ok! If not for the education, simply cos you get to meet teacher nola and say "Namaste, Teacheeeeer" when the bells ring. hehe!

ps. other bloggies...wat's ur level? do tell.

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ps. HAVE A NICE WEEKEND cos i know i will be... clue: M _ _ _ _ _ G

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Lord of My (Master's) Ring...

bloghopped via entrecard to evilboobie's site and saw this HILARIOUS spoof of LOTR. yes! remember the trilooooogy. yup! the one where everyone fought for a 'ring' and not even a diamond on it. remember that one!

well, enjoy this. just put all the guys together and wat they can do? play truth or dare lah...

Clever use of screen shots and 'captioning'.

After watching that, i suddenly remember Down Under showed me a silly Hokkien spoof few years back, so youtubed it and wah-lah... for those who have not seen it...remember-Ah Bee ahhh!!!! for those who seen it before...watch it and laugh yourself silly, master!

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Mahjong Anonymous...

Last night dinner for doc's 30 something was a blast: food was yummy and chammmpagne for everyone!!!

So what do people like me do on a public holiday?

For some (i heard) had serious hangover due to last night intimate dinner, shhh!!!-more about that when i get round filtering the pictures.

Well...for some of us, we met up for lunch and wat else? Mahjong lah...
Ever since J bought himself the mahjong table last week or the week before, taught him how to play; his hands had been itchy. So today a few of us met up at his flat for a 'few' rounds from 2 ish to 9 ish hahaha!!!! Practice for the CNY bah...as Z and J claimed. So Scarlet & Down Under, when you guys come back, we got new kaki/legs (players) ya! No excuses!!!

I know Scarlet will not decline a MJ session. hehe!!! rite?

all the cling cling cling of the tiles, all the swearing and shouting: pong-ing, kong-ing, kang-ing, and kau-ing round the table and all the goss stories we laughed at are all part of the game.

ok time to go lie down, turn on my hardrod and watch Project Runway 4. till then...

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just a normal holiday...

yup!

wat do you do when u are bored and have no 'open houses' ie. free food to go to on your holiday (day 2) huh? cos on day 1, all i did was chilling out literally...in bed. nice...

So met up with Maggie & Hubby for a cuppa or actually gelato for me in town- niceeee.... yummm. hei...it's 94% fat free leh. Yes! God knows where the other 6% went and Maggie was asking how many grams that is cos she & her hubby are currently on a diet. (*her hubby hmm...)

Post gelato, went hmm...ok ok! dun say: how dare u? admit it, you guys buy them too... pirated dvd shopping. there i said it...2 dollars and 50 cents only each. halo??? cheaps as chips. i hv not buy one of those for ages actually, cos i hmm...grabbed it off friends haha...so it's FREE.

anyway...feeling bored and nothing to do, so wat can we do as no one invite us to open houses (i repeat!)?

wat else? MAHJONG of course lah. those cling cling cling...clang clang clang...those are music to our ears...and those swearing conversations on the table are just fun. hmm...

aww... see seee see see eee...I SAY see...those purple tiles.

We had our fun, and those ladies (wifes of blah di blah) were busy facebooking. I tell you, playing scrabulous in facebook and surfing the internet. Oh btw, those on facebook, add me as your friend and play scrabulous or paper, scissor, rock with me.

Later desperation kicks in for them and as we have no extra table, they resorted to ....

yup...ON THE FLOOR!!!... i tell you those ladies played 'G-Ra-Mii' (dunno how to spell) on the carpet.

and self made tiles holder so they dun hv to lie flat on the floor. hahahahha!

see... fun fun fun...

ps. if u wonder why i did not show faces? dun ask me why? i do also want to know why? why? why? why? why can't we show faces of who were playing? couple of the players said no no no! esp one of the hubby: wo! dun show xxx (my wife face) hor! why? Police catch ka? U lose your job ka? Gov't check on you ka? I dunno loh. If anyone know, pls explain to me.

In your contract with your job, 1. cannot gamble? 2. if caught, bye bye?

We are in a private area, playing with chips somemore...unlike some played poker (full decks, holder, chips and all) in restaurant ie. Public. That's how open now! So Adam (our Gordon ramsay-in the making) when you come back, bring your professional poker out & play in coffee zone hor. I kid you not...IN public some more and that's ok? seriously.

Yet, in my little blog where only a handful of friends read: dun show faces wor...? Not sure if i'm annoyed by the statement or just simply can't get my head round. So you tell me, we can discuss and upload all kind of pictures: food, our friends, our sexual encounters, our travel, our wishlists, work, rants, but hold on a minute: not faces of ppl having fun (gambling) in their own little private space?

ooo ps. i finally started open housing or raya-ing? i'm happy! i'm stuffed with food.

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funny or not...

received this from Apple via email. Some of you guys & dolls might have seen them, but in case you haven't.

here are the damn funny ones...
those who complain about their current job, remember this...
can i take your order, sir?

...and be careful wat you wish for, or how you wish?

it's almost the weekend...lighten up!!!

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weffriddles

I'm not the brainy type, let me say it loud nor one of those able to crack a code within minutes without looking for help. I'm not ashamed to admit.

I found this brilliant riddle game from PM's blog and let me warn you guys & dolls first, while playing the game...should any of the following happen, it's normal (yes! i been through them all)

1. cursing (damnit! arghhhh!!!) at the bloody screen for almost every level.

2. u think you know the answer, "i'm sure bah!", do try again...

3. shouting & pulling your hair4. called ur friend who played before and shout," CB lah, wat's the answer lah?" or "nin nia a lah"

5. feel like giving up and dun want to play...wateva!!!

6. search for answer online...looking for hints and more clues or ANSWERS for the next level.

yes! limpeh have gone through all that, but once you got it, or know the answer, you will repeat all the above again, cos you realised how stupid you are obvious the answer. arghhh!

Give it a try but let me know which level you are, so we can 'help' each other. haha!

interested, play lah...it's fun and something for the weekend... when u feel like playing...click here not here

(pic 1, pic2, pic 3)

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which one...

this one is taken from will & grace.

In one of the episodes, Karen asked Grace would she rather kiss Will at 6 in the morning or sniff Will's armpit at 6 in the evening?

so i thought to ask you guys the same but instead of Will, it's your partner. And you have to choose one!

ooo did i say...just like karen told grace, your partner had curry the night before and just finish one hour of exercise in the gym. ooo by kiss, it's full on snog and not a peck hor...

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guess of the week...

introducing the all new guess of the week...

i hear you guys...u guys want pressies...u got pressie: so once a month u will get a freebie if you correctly identify the classic old picture game which is also bidarlah's new GOTW.

i hear you dolls...u dolls abroad want to play, so i came out with a different game, so those abroad can play along too.

'fraid not, the local guess of the week will be back later or somewhere.

so now to kick of the our brand new every thursday GOTW, all you have to identify the 5 celebrities. (ok, to start of this week: just give me 4 out of 5) and to make it easier; me being such a giver, clues: 1. hollywood, 2. female (so no drag queens) 3. there is a 'theme' so that's the bonus answer if there is a tie.

so keep guessing cos there's a prize to be won! if i get more sponsors or if i have new stuffs i don't really want...u guys can win them.

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Hunt...too close

Did you guys & dolls had a great weekend? Anything to share, pls tell me yo! I was too tired to post until now...

Mag & I joined the HSBC treasure hunt yesterday, as part of their roadshow at the Mall.

We met up around 2-ish and saw our competitions - we were there to win. WIN WIN WIN! There were 29 others teams including team no 1: Scapper-hunters who ended up winning the 3^rd prize. Curses!

We were Team no 5- simply known as team Bidarlah haha!

Did we win? Did we?

Almost! dAmn it! Damn it! Ok! I did not read the rules properly cos I tot we will be briefed by the organizers on the very day, nope. did not! Just photo session. (pic from Zar)

However despite all that, team Bidarlah ended 4^th place. :(

BUT BUT BUT! I just got to say, if we had bought the damn 'seasons ice apple tea' we would hv won 3^rd place and if I answered the bloody triangle correctly, 2^nd place. Hmm…so damn close! But it was a fun day though: running around the mall, looking for clue, and it’s my second ever treasure hunt, next time next hunt, we will be in top 3. haha!

Ps. We lost out by 3 bloody points. THREE (SA TIAM NYA). Celaka!

Anyway, I then stayed on after the prize presentation and said goodbye to Mag as she had to leave for home early. Why I stayed?

Cos James joined the shopping spree game, where participants had to shop for as many items within 6 minutes. Why i did not join? cos i did not spend more than 100 dollars on a single receipt with my credit card for the past few days. Nothing to buy bah! nothing! So those who did, have a chance to enter to a lucky draw to participate. Plus i'm never that lucky in such things. Never! i tell you!

Yes, it's a LUCKY DRAW! and damn James, he was lucky! He got picked after his team won 3rd place in the treasure hunt- 100 cash each. Arg!!!!

well prior to the game, both of us started to think where in the mall could they do the shopping spree-where u can actually use a trolley. com'on where else? UG loh!

So we went there and TARGET the items to take or stuff in the trolleys. haha! oh yes we did! shh! dun tell anyone hor...we looked for small useful & expensive items that we want like toothbrushes, toothpastes, batteries, deodorants, 3-in-1 coffees, car parfums, boardgames (they are expensive yo!), pens and others. haha! too bad they did not include bedsheets, dvd player, hi-fi and others which we earmarked oledi leh! (pic)

We got our strategy ready and remember it's a lucky draw ya! so that means his name would have to be plucked out of the bunches of names in the box for him to play. So imagine all of us rooting for him, when his name was called, CRAZY!!! WE ALL SHOUTED AND JUMPED up and down muahaha! i tell you, he got the loudest cheer and all of us then followed him round the store with his trolley: cheering him.

ok ok! more like SHOUTING...here, here, here...take this one...take that one... followed with more shouting and panting hahah!!!! even Sinfully D (who is pregnant) & hubby, plus irene were there running along with James. Gosh! Six minutes is not long nor short and he did good!

He filled 2 trolleys full with 600 over items worth over 2000 brunei dollars. well done! STRATEGY paid off yo! He grabbed loads: toothbrushes, small stickers by the racks yes! RACKS! pen & pencils by boxes. clever! Thanks to the storelady giving us idea. haha! (pic)

and did he win? HE BLOODY DID! man! He is damn lucky! Ok ok! he did not get to keep all of the items...cos the winner got to keep only 750 dollars worth of stuffs in the trolley... hei 750 is quite a lot of money. FREE leh! see that's why we TARGET the items haha! clever leh!
BOARD GAMES! yoohooo!!! i got myself RISK (dunno how to play but heard it's fun), deodorants, toothpastes and toothbrushes. haha! hei, my fair share lah for helping. Sinfully D, Gferro, Irene and even Zar got their shares too. So THANK YOU, James and also for dinner too.

will upload more pics when i receive them from James. till then... all other pics from James

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D is for...

every wednesday, there will be a little 'i spy with my little brown eyes' game, as suggested by bloggers in blogcatalog.

I missed out on the A, B and C and it's never too late to play. so if anyone else interested to join, backlink me or/and leave ur post in my comment.

all you got to do is take a picture that begins with the letter 'D' for example, this week.

here's mine...D is for Downward Dog

if you want to check out other's ABC...check out my right sidebar.

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SJP's covet...pt 2

guess wat? before we all slammed SJP's advert like most netizens or bloggers did, it's more than what it meets the eyes.

what the hos? let me explain.

it's ALL part of her advert campaign. Yes! it's like a blogging game: case of the coveted bottle. huh?
well...head over to the official site. CLICK

you have to register to play and get to win yourself- wait for it: first prize- plasma tv and of course covet's goodies.

how to play? register @ the site, there will be clues for you from at her publicist blog/site, you then search for the answers. Clues or tasks will be release once a week for a 10 week period. Just go and read more urself, if you really can be ask to participate.

basically, you have to see who framed SJP, as in the advert she 'i got to have it' (tagline) but was taken away by the french policemen before she had the chance to feel/touch or steal the parfum. Something like tat lah. more info here. Go on, if you guys are free and want to play inspector. game on!

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adopt...

anyone want to adopt animals? virtual one lah, play play only yo.

remember: animals are for life, not for christmas only.

But this one is for fun. Add them to your blog or site for u and ur friends to feed & play ball with it.

adopt your own virtual pet!

go on...i know you want to.

ps. Danura: there is a rabbit; and lazy turtle: there is a hmm...a turtle for you guys.

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summer trip part 6 : only in japan

mc D's ebi bur