B Box...

shout out post

For my birthday this year, i got this box

from J'Z.

this is a handmade one of a kind sunnies box created by J'Z. yup! to store my sunnies, as i was hinting to a few previously i wanted a sunnies display shelf.

well...months later, J'Z made me another sunny box.

see see see...now i got reasons to buy more sunnies. all good!

and ooo...J'z is making & selling them, so if anyone of u need one for yourself or birthday gifts: any kind of storage boxes- for cards, for condoms, for vibrators, for credit cards, for ur S&M leather whips holder, for ur jewelries, for ur diapers, all comes tailor-made (actually handmade) individually for you. So no two boxes are the same.

yes..so if you need one, drop me a line or drop Jamieson'z an email *say bidarlah refer - u get special rate ie. extra 10% for me. hahaha!

of course...u get to choose your very own color, patterns, size & price are negotiable with J'Z.

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i read...

How great is it to have an entire collection named after you? huh? scarlet, wat say you?

and that designer is Marc Jacobs. (ok, i'm not so into his stuff-as i said previously and those who knows me)

and that person is often imitated-never duplicated blogger Bryan Boy.

I read BB's blog on/off months back and hopped into it yesterday and read all about this.

Imagine not only he got a prototype of the bag, became BFF and got the bag named after him. wow! ok, whether the bag nice o not nice is another thing here, cos like i say personally i'm not a MJ person.

but my lord, now not just a bag or piece of leather hor. An entire collection.

He even went as far as doing an advert campaign for the bag himself

ala MJ style haha...brilliant.Vicky - eat ur heart out!

ooo...that's the featured bag in the advert. green ostrich leather. betcha J'z greening now.

pics from bb's site.

Just wonder when will i ever get that chance. any designer? *ahem mr ford ahem* ;) *wishing

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plurk me lah...

found a new interactive site via some of my dailies two weeks ago and have been plurking ever since. J'Z joined, so guys & dolls...come and join the fun.

what is plurk?

"A really snazzy site that allows you to showcase the events that make up your life, and follow the events of the people that matter to you, in deliciously digestible short messages called plurks."

similar to twitter, it's realtime and 'live'.

unlike twitter, you get to comment i.e leave short msgs to me or anyone.

think msn but u get to communicate with everyone in your friend list with one just plurk.

for example.
so friends/readers like u guys, can register (which takes only like 10 secs) and comment or plurk with moi. fun...

so add me (bidarlah) when u joined! come on...


thanks to patlaw of blankanvas (which is a great blog/site) for doing me the above icon. Thank you so very the muchie.

ps. hope u dun mind that i amended it slightly to suit my sidebar. ;)

just click on my sidebar plurk me lah to go to my site.

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FHM China for Olympics 08...

In conjunction with FHM China 4th Anniversary, they did an Olympic epic photo spread - 'the journey of the sacred flame'.

Now ANTM/Tyra Banks, eat your heart out. This is how it should be done.

here is some of my favorites.

gymnastic.

thai boxing

volleyball

for more pics, get the latest May issue or visit here.

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give a head(er)...

bidarlah readers know that i change my header once a month or at least i tried. so here are all of them which i used for 2007/2008.

ok! ok! it's the weekend, so i will keep reading to the lightest.

april 2007

1st year anniversary: courtesy of oscar

may 2007

mahjong craze?

June/Jul 2007

inspired by brunei tourism logo.

Aug 2007

by the beach...

Aug/Sept 2007

logo mania. inspired by my Japan trip.

Oct/Nov 2007

do i need to explain?

dec 2007

merry ho ho ho!

jan 2008

2008 yo!

feb 2008

year of the rat...gong xi gong xi

march/april 2008

inspired by google & ksubi

which one you like best, say top 3? i will post next, those which did not make the cut.

ooo...if anyone wanna be ever so kind, wanna give me head do me a header for the coming months, just email me. U are all most welcum. (min dimension: 1025 by 350 mm.)

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!

psst: there is so much happenings over this weekend, so enjoy!!!

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a teacher's view...

Kids or students nowadays are ...

emo? trying to be celebrities? wannabes? think they know it all? smart or smarter? i dunno... u go figure.

This is a true life story, as some of her students gave this cherrr migraines.

Nonetheless, its funny! muahaha...(pic) pic used is not the cherrr, it's for illustration only ok!.

(extract from her post)

In a mock interview for a position as a hotel receptionist, she asked the student

Me: Tell me one of your weaknesses.
Student: Hmm, one of my weaknesses is that I'm quite shy... I don't like to talk to people.
Me: Err, do you know what a hotel receptionist does?
Student: Take care of the reception area right?

Are u kidding me? Thank God, he or she did not answer:

Halo? Of course, i know what a receptionist does. Didn't you watch Ugly Betty, cherrr?

I want to be like Amanda. My role model. (pic)

in another interview: sad but funny.

I: OK. say I gave you a particular topic to present, how would you go on conducting your research on the topic?
S: Well, I'll go find a computer, then go online and then go to this one website called GOOGLE.
I: Err OK. then what?
S: Well, I'll type in the topic and then go thorough whatever results it comes up with.
I: Ermm, OK. Then what?
S: Then what what??
I: Hmm. OK, so after you found a good article, what do you then do with it?

guess wat the student replied?

S: *looking bewildered and marak mata* Are you SERIOUSLY asking me that question??
I: *shocked and annoyed at her tone and audacity* Uh, Yes!
S: Well, I'm going to read it LAH! *with one eyebrow raised*

U tell me, u want to die or not like this. pek chik i tell you, if someone answer me like that. nia mah. where is your damn manners? Might you, it's in an actual interview hor.

So cherrr, dun be surprise u find this in your pigeon hole for teacher's day from her.

(pic) haha!!!

check out her blog to read more what our country upcomers answered during interview.

(some) kids simply have no respect i say. Like cherrr M, said there is a fine line between too obnoxious and overconfident. U guys decide...

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informal...

just a quickie...

just got back from an informal prize presentation. where? what? who?

more info later lah. clue: photo competition.

xoxo. have a nice weekend!!!!


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i heard...3

i was told by J whose new blog is ready for viewing, click here. Anyway, this morning J told me one of our mobile service provider, let's call them B, launched their new promo for their new 3.6mbps broadband service compare to our espeed of 128 or 512kpbs. On top of that, you get FREE lappie, FREE modem.

Bargain or no bargain, you guys do the maths. U either pay 1700 upfront for 3 years subscription compared to $98 per month on the espeed. If you haven't got the cash to pay upfront, no worries cos installment plan is there for you: $45 for 4 years.

J, u decide lah.

so now, i heard...dun say i say hor...i heard apparently our other service provider, let call them hmm...D lah. Apparently, D are in the midst of preparation to launch such broadband service too but just like on the mahjong table, B wu le, before D even get to call a pong. So now i heard...D will be coming up with their plans. So wait for the next round. shh!!!

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blog of the week...

overphotoshopped, if there is such a word.

Most of us use or ask someone to photoshop our picture (to touch up here and there); as why not? Make yourself look good with a little help from Mr. Photoshop and who doesn't want to look their best? Com'on. But there come a point where something real become fake or become a disaster.

check this out... I doubt Madge be please with this cover?

Or worse, give up halfway and opps! forgot to finish before print.

seriously. time to sack either the designer or editor. the above are real publications.

For more photoshop disasters, click here. Real Bidarness, i say!

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What Men say...

ok ok...i'm still here...the lack of posts is because tons of work at work and also because of wahjong. Every night, pong pong, chi chi...wu le...

anyway, stumbled upon this cool funny yet informative site...*blog (site) of the week month moment*

cos i'm not sure when will be my next shoutout hehe! my previous R&R blog can be found here.

this one is for the ALL the men out there...well some butch ladies too...ok ladies u can read too.

the site simply called justaguything.com. One of their previous post was 15 things men say but dont mean it, and one of them is

Let’s put the tip in, just for a second to see what it feels like. yeah!!! As if!

This is standard practice for deflowering women the world over. There was never going to come a point when we said, “Right okay, that’s not working for me. I’ll just pull it out and put my clothes back on.” Com'on Guys! Admit it!!! "Just the tip" (pic)

and their latest post is about sex...actually wat ur papa did not tell you wat to expect during sex. check it out...its hilarious.

and from another site: men's health.com

the top 5 things men shldn't say to his other half, otherwise you bear the consequences hor...

yes...screaming and nagging and worse 'no sex' for a week. (pci)

Forbidden Phrases: warning guys, do not use them wherever u can avoid or...

"Relax" - if u want to see her fused up...eyes opened big big till the eye balls pop out. no joke! when a woman is really stressed and if she is one of those panicky, dramatic one... try lah.

'I love you' (during a fight) - some woman would love to hear this 3 words, but i think not during a heated argument or bitch slapping or punching moment...u will just add oil to the fire.

"It's up to you" - i know...this phrase is ok to normal girl-friends but to your other half, if she ask u something like, "dear, where shld we go for our honeymoon?"

"You knew I was this way..." - classic phrase. U got to know...some gals think they can change the man when they are together. why? huh...

(nothing) - yup! as what's his name?...ooo Ronan Keating sang: "u said it best, when u say nothing at all?" so not true, is it? well...if ur wife or partner ask you something, best to reply with some shit. otherwise when u want a quickie or blowie...they will not respond, i tell you.

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What I did that night?

yes...to those who left messages asking what i will be doing on 2702?

well...as i posted previously, i celebrated my bday on Vday this year. But that does not mean no one else gonna celebrate with me on the very day.

I got some of the rich and famous people in this country to dine & party (using the word party loosely lah) with. No joke. And even got a Singaporean celebrity to host the night for me leh...Dun believe me...

ok ok...i dun have pictures to prove that i know ALLLL the people on that night - really people mountain people sea ya!. I only know a few familiar faces. spotted: ex-classmates, suppliers, consultants, hi-bye friends, cousins. Yes...all these people were there to celebrate my bday but the only thing is that they dont know about it. haha

fine fine...it was the world's local bank chinese new year dinner lah,

and also my annual trip to the ICC (what else to see or do there?)

So like last year, we head there and again we were late. Gosh! by the time we got there, the room was packed and most of the tables were seated. *arghhhh... of course, we being the 'cultured' ones, the 'got good manners' ones, the 'got class' ones dun go scolding or demanding to be seated straight away.

What happened? We got ushered from bank to front, left to right, back to left again, then finally found 3 seats for us. where?

here...
in the vegetarian table of all places...wat to do? better than standing right.

I tell you, no offense to all vegetarians out there...how the hell you guys eat 'mock' or fake or 'pretend to be' dishes? Maybe it was not well-prepared by the caterers lah. We had FAKE prawns, FAKE chicken, and the worse of the bunch: FAKE fish *yucks yuck*

Like past 2 years, our numbers were not chosen. hmm...we never win anything one... :( shopping vouchers lah, u-papa lah, tickets lah... and even guessing oso guessed wrong. aiyo...

But like i said earlier, we got celebrity leh...a hmm...i give him B-list status lah. Cos me not too sure too...he's not that famous as Zoe Tay (the queen of Spore who for 'beautiful skin, she swallow'-oh yes! she does!) but he is everywhere-hosting quite a few tv programs and he is funny. VERY FUNNY one. Plus his name start with B too lah...so ok lah.

see...celebrity spotting: Bryan Wong.

ooo he got blog too...so check him out, click here.

Nah...you see...not bad right, I celebrated with the super-rich people and had picture taken with a celebrity some more. what more you want huh?

and to top it off, we got snapped with the CEO of the world's local bank. how about that?

CEO leh. dun play play hor...how many CEO u know huh?

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Uncylopedia on Brunei...

Bloghopped around and read some funny made-up or factual articles about singapore and malaysia from this uncylopedia.org site.
Warning: Read them with a pinch or spoonful of salt, and i'm sure you can relate to some silly points. (pic)

So i search Brunei on their database and mine mine...they have already updated quite a lot of information- some are nonsense, some are seriously funny. I'm sure some ehem...will find it not funny, but do take it with a pinch of salt like i say...but some i'm sure u will say spot on. click here if you wanna read more...

otherwise...continue reading here as i highlighted some of the funny bits from the site.

on place of interest:

• The Mall - A populated heaven for emo & scene kids to gather socially to meet with losers.
  
• Kampung Ayer - Don't believe what they tell you in the brochures. This place is a garbage-infested drug-dealers' heaven.
  
• Sungai Akar- Where garbages are accumulated, a place that is a billion times grosser than 2 girls 1 cup.
  
• Yayasan Shopping Complex - Indon headquarters which is supposed to be a better place than the Mall.
• Brunei Stadium - Racetrack for heavily modified Toyota Kijangs, Echos and horse carriages.
• Seru-dong Park - Ghost-town entertainment theme park for the whole family! (B: true)
• UBD Where your pop met your mom and banged her, 9 months later or less (depends), you pop out.
  
• Miri - OH! wait! It's not a part of Brunei but it is a place for Bruneians (Mostly KBians) donating their money while Brunei is in the process of oil and gas lacking.
• The Empire - 5 star hotel located near a beach. they usually are famous for cooking the worlds most famous overcooked pastas and lasagna.
  

note to BiG mag, you might want to update your descriptions on the above sites hahaha!

on teenagers

A secret conspiracy is going on as more and more male teenagers in the country appear to have a suspiciously similar looking hair fashion after visiting a $10 (student price) or $12 (Gullible student's price) hair-cut salon.
It was believed that Japanese aliens had disguise themselves in a regular form of flamboyant male Filipino hairdressers working in the salon trying to invade Brunei by giving the male teenagers a JAP-style hair cut, (pic) leveling up their self-esteem simultaneously brainwashing them to know only vanity and become worthless to their parents and turn them into a being known as zombified-trash society. (B: true- and how much products do they need on their head, seriously)

Brunei teenagers is that they have the tendency to do nothing except spend time on their Friendster and now Facebook! (pic) putting down ambiguous and pointless descriptions of themselves, Photo-shopping themselves to make themselves look bangable. (B: haha!- faceboook only...upload hor..the pictures, poke poke, send useless applications, and being ka por-but i guess not only brunei teens lah...)

They also update their blog daily, writing about what they did like going to so-called fancy restaurants like Excapade and Dome, plus they bizarrely take pictures of what they had ordered at the restaurant. Wait, I've came across a blog in which someone was showing off some ordinary chocs her daddy bought from a European country, oowww poor kid. (B: yes...there are tons of such blogs around...yawn!!! one word: if you got nothing to blog, dun post lah...)

on media

The media in Brunei consists of tabloids, newspapers, television and radio. If they don't provide television, they will turn to the Borneo Bulletin which houses the most crackpot writers in the world, mainly Ignatius Stephen. His ways of writings can shame even your writing! The newspaper also consist of an opinion section where Bruneians are given the freedom to write in and Bitch around. Unfortunately the letters make no grammatical sense whatsoever which results in them becoming completely ignored as no one can understand them, one of the better known writers is Seymour Jugs. The people of Brunei thinks he just might be the next Agatha Christie; critics say he is unbearable compared to J.K. Rowling. (B: well... remember architecture miscarriage anyone?)

in general

• In Brunei, it is required by law that people should never walk more than 100 meters to their desired destination within the country. A journey of more than 100m should be used either by a small dorky ‘look-at-me-i-look-like-an-idiot-but-im-so-cool’ mini motorcycle or a big bulky ‘i-have-an-expensive-car-but-im-in-debt’ SUV vehicle. (B: true-...haha!!!)

• By law, if there is a road accident in Brunei which rarely happens, other drivers are required to slow down their cars to look curiously and criticize the accident. If possible, taking pictures of the road accident is greatly encouraged. (B: so true)
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• In Brunei the meaning for "bank loan" is synonymous for "let's buy another car although we already have seven at home". (B: and so i heard)
  

check out the site cause they have a list of notable Bruneians....funny. again, the site does not contain the real info on any of the cities they described, just for laughs ok...

Happy reading and have a GREAT WEEKEND... eat more, win more...still CNY wah...

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clever or not?

bloghopped onto mythoughts and found this.

how clevah you need to read my blog? or what level of education is required to read my silly blog?

i dunno what are the factors or benchmarks, they used to come up with this? Becos bidarlah required you to be:

I was so expecting elementary or drop out level. But got postgrad leh, dun play play hor! With all the typos & grammatical error!!! hmm...well just show that you don't need to go to school to do a blog. But kids: remember to stay in school, no matter what ok! If not for the education, simply cos you get to meet teacher nola and say "Namaste, Teacheeeeer" when the bells ring. hehe!

ps. other bloggies...wat's ur level? do tell.

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ps. HAVE A NICE WEEKEND cos i know i will be... clue: M _ _ _ _ _ G

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Y?...

y am i yellow? or y my blog should be yellow?

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh. You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link. You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Just like antibarbie, i was hoping to be another color. She was hoping to be black but got red, whereas i hoped it to be red or maybe black too, instead of YELLOW.

I dun even wear yellow for God's sake. Yellow is one of those color that not alot of people can pull off and look good in, without looking like a walking banana or Big Bird. yes! not even yellow mini or yellow porsche. big no no!!! I dun even go walking around town or office with a banana in my hand; though they are yummy and good for you. And i can't stand those interior painted bright sunny yellow----sunnies needed, i tell you.

only thing i like about yellow is Coldplay's Yellow, yellow rubber duckie but if can choose, i go for other colors, and the Simpsons.

but then again, am i all those above? so if i'm cheerful, friendly and upbeat, i'm classified as yellow mellow? hmm...well then i guess i'm yellow? well better than (envy) green or (murky) brown.

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on a different note, after my previous post, wanna thanks doctor for bringing me 2 boxes of M&S mince pies from his recent trip to down under, not souvenir unfortunately hor! I will bring some to the dinner for all to share. (what's left) I heard his 'flight' was fantastic. Com'on flying suite class on the A380, champagne free flow and ala carte menu; tell me wat is not good huh?

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i'm tagged...

yup! my first tag and it's from Bimbo, anyway here goes...

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Keep it simple and spread our good work around to both share and build some ratings! Pick three posts that you feel are your best or those you simply want to promote. Your site name is listed with your 3 selected posts beneath.

Once you have your post up: Add the sites and post links of the folks you tagged onto your post. Try to add the site and post links to anyone involved to maximize the effectiveness.

Tag a minimum of 5 people! Try your best not to double tag people so it will spread better! Please actually read the posts from everyone so you can see some really good work from our beloved blogging friends! Make your title a little different from mine to avoid repetitive titles. Please try maintain some friendly updates to your post too.

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