when blackie speaks english...

I got this via facebook. And it's so effing hilarious that i thought i just got to share to those who watch HK gangsta movie. yes! those Gu wak chai movie, or infernal affairs trilogy...or actually most of HK movies---somehow half of their theme or genre are black-triad (hak say wui) or gangsta related.

But imagine them speaking english - well literally translation...

here are some of the best ones ...

I know your mouse = 我識你老鼠 ！

You call me how to come out and walk in the future? = 你叫我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. = 我俾D顏色你睇！(rainbow maybe)

If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. = 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Face green green = 臉青青

How senior are you? = 你算老幾?

Do you big me? = 你大我呀? haha!!!

Do the world = 做世界 ( yeah do it man)

Big tea rice = 大茶飯 (go and order in the restaurant haha)

What the ghost are you talk? = 你講乜鬼? (classic)

Do you think me didn't arrive? = 你當我無到? (where?)

Wear grass = 著草 & I am wearing grass = 我著緊草 (run...)

Hold hold water = 楂楂水

I fear that you have teeth = 我驚你有牙！(check with ur dentist)

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! = 你未夠班同我講數！
(education is very important, kids)

ps. big sister ivy, how many have u used? hahaha...